I lost my corona passport
And now I’m stuck at this god forsaken airport
I just got fined for touching myself
I was merely scratching my balls
Not thinking of anything
Maybe a Dutch cow in a Dutch field

Tomorrow the whole world must stay in bed
Only sanitary breaks allowed
Don’t try to breathe
A mouth-mask is a waste forever 
Wash your hands before you shower
Hygiene Vincent van Gogh
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
I zoom you in fits
I zoom you to bits
I skype you into oblivion

I drink my chloroquine on the rocks
With a hint of mint and fragrant fraise
A significant rise of suicides
Among the young during this pandemic

No more love for you young people
No more dancing in the street
Lock you up and lock you down
Do kiss each other before you drown

I’m a virus you’re a virus in a virus world
The sterilisation of humanity is what it’s at
Silence!
Virus at work! 
Jab me I love it
It gives me a kick 
Shit! I left the passport at the hotel
I will go back and check in for a bit of quarantaine
I love it here, in the aerosol
I will have my chloroquine with lime
And watch tv in my room for the rest of time