I’m on a runner’s high in the sky of love
The faster my steps, the further I travel on the horizon 
Away, away… I’m free!
I’m running high and spinning fast
My mind flies like an eagle 

The Kingdom of Heaven it opens its gates 
Virgins zipping Tequila Sunrise everywhere
Higher and higher…
I’m on a runner’s high, I’m so high. 
I can not find my way home 

Joggerwockey is what I am
Joggerwockey is what I do 
Joggerwockey is what I am (Joggerwockey!) 

You’re not in it… You’re not in it … 
You nicely missed the boat! 
You’re not in it… You’re not in it … 

Who’s that prick, who’s that prick 
Talking to me in my water bottle?
Who’s that prick, who’s that prick?

My feet are sore, my legs are stiff
Faster baby, all the way to the mountaintop
I keep on running til’ the tide comes in
Hang on, hang on, I am heading straight for the loonie bin 

There’s a warthog coming, speeding my way 
I jump for my own survival 
I chat up virgins in Paradise 
Watch out … oh? 
They bite … ah! 
I’m running at the speed of light! 

Joggerwockey is what I am
Joggerwockey is what I do 
Joggerwockey is what I am (Joggerwockey!) 

You’re not in it… you’re not in it … 
You nicely missed the boat! 
You’re not in it… you’re not in it … 

Who’s that who made me trip?
My ankle swells like a golf ball.
Who’s that prick who makes me crawl?
It hurts! It hurts! It cut my wings.
No! It ain’t over til the fat lady sings…

Joggerwockey is what I am 
Joggerwockey is what I do 
Joggerwockey is what I am 
Joggerwockey is what I am